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"A boy can be a human, but a human cannot be a boy."
"Rule number 1: the boss is always correct. Rule number 2: follow rule number 1. Rule number 3: follow rule number 2. Rule number 4: follow rule number 3."
"If you are shinier than others, then you may be picked from the gutter. Or else you will remain in the scum."
"If something is free, then you are the product🤓"